Love Me, Geisha

In Kyoto, we went to the lair of the geishas, the Gion District. Now, when you think of Japan, the first things that pop into your mind are sushi, pokemon, and of course, geishas. Sweet, succulent geishas. It reminds me a of a song…

Seeing Geishas at the Break of Dawn
So Hot’n’Bothered and Turned On
And I…
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Got So Much White Stuff All Up On Yo Face
Coulda Swore Someone Used Bukkake Mace

… We get to the main theater where the geishas perform or hangout or whatever, and there are tons of Japanese people with cameras. No Foreigners. It was crazy. It’s like the people who get all excited over seeing the “stars” from High School Musical, except less pathetic.

Cultural Note:

1. Gion District – (Gee-on) – An artsy and old-fashioned district of Kyoto.

*Jizz In My Pants is owned by the group Lonely Island.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4