Monday, July 7, 2008

Mac, San Diego, 18 Days

I'm finally a mac owner now. I got one on saturday, and the guy totally sold us on getting the white one. I really hope that the new ones don't come out right away, otherwise i'll have to chase that guy down and castrate him, hahaha, jk, but seriously, hahaha no i'm jk, but seriously i will cut his balls off...

I also went down to San Diego today and visited Brittany Stone. It was alot of fun. She toured me around San Diego to the really crowded beach, then to froyo, then to bank, then to cpk. It was really nice to see her though, and it was even better to have you her dog piss all over me because it was so damn excited, but thats pretty standard.

18 more days

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

First Post, 26 days

Hello, my name is Matt. Every time i've tried to make a blog, I never keep it going, but hopefully i'll actually try to document some of my experiences. Here is a little self introduction:

I'm originally from Orange County and I just graduated from USC. I decided to use my $40,000/year tuition to teach engrish in Japan. WHAT A GREAT DECISION NOT. The upside to it is that i'll be able to whisper sweet nothings to my harem of Japanese wenches when i'm a successful rice plantation owner. But seriously, everyone is saying that i'll be bringing back a Japanese wife, which is highly doubtful, because I think its important in a relationship when a person isn't sleeping all the time...because her eyes are always going to be shut...because she's asian... hmmmmmmm.

I leave in 26 days and i'm not sure when i'll be back. I'm excited (thats what she said). Like what the heck will I be doing after this? How long will I be doing this? Who knows? Hopefully I keep this, i'll keep you...posted