Catbus /Fring Bird/ Animal T-Shirts

Our time in Tokyo has made me come (that's what she said) to fear for my life. Catbus is on the loose, the most dangerous creature known to man (in general). Not Rampant (who is the most dangerous creature known to anything with an anoose). It feeds on fear, while Rampant just feeds on genitals and balloon knots.

Fring Bird has also made its way into my life. He is the most famous bird in Japan. But he is only a danger to himself, and not to others. We found him in Shinjuku. His biography is as follows (down to the dot):

FRING BIRD
He name is “bird”
He like sleep
day, He fring sky
but, sleeping
so danger.

We cannot forget the animal t-shirts either. Different farm animals looking at dinner plates, with either themselves or other animal products on them i.e. a couple of cows are looking at a steak, chickens looking at eggs, and pigs looking at bacon. They all look sad and maybe a little MAD. Mad cow’s disease.

Cultural Note:

1. Mad Cow’s Disease – Disease found in bovine animals, developed by the animals eating feed with bovine in it.
2. Bovine – (Bow-vine) – Cow